Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea! My name is Matthew K. Garner. The "K" stands for "Kill you if you ask me what the 'K' stands for." But I jest. I'm a cartoonist specializing in my own brand of off-kilter comics just chock fulla' good old fashioned cartoon lunacy mixed with a dash of scifi and touch of fantasy to give 'em that nice "darkly comic social satire" taste that keeps ya' coming back for more. As the kids say, it's outta' sight!
Okay, that tomfoolery aside, whydoncha check out some of my comics already? Have some laughs! Get some kicks! Buy somethin' from the store! I'm beggin' ya! My wife an' I gotta' eat somehow and, contrary to popular belief, the cartoonist biz don't exactly pay the big bucks! You dig?
Apologies for my Latest Absenceposted Oct 13th 2009, 2:05PM
Mood:
Boy, I sure disappear a lot, don't I? Well, my excuse for not updating my comic THIS time is that Heather and I have both been involved in a play for the community theater and the housework has been piling up like crazy, so when I finally do get some free time, the last thing I want to do is rack my brains over comic books. Once the play is finally over, I'll hopefully pick the schedule back up again.
Matt Garner,
Toastmaster General
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Commission Pricing
Digital Black-and-White One-Character Images: $5
-Additional Characters: $1 Each
Digital Color One-Character Images: $10
-Additional Characters: $2 Each