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Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea! My name is Matthew K. Garner. The "K" stands for "Kill you if you ask me what the 'K' stands for." But I jest. I'm a cartoonist specializing in my own brand of off-kilter comics just chock fulla' good old fashioned cartoon lunacy mixed with a dash of scifi and touch of fantasy to give 'em that nice "darkly comic social satire" taste that keeps ya' coming back for more. As the kids say, it's outta' sight!
Okay, that tomfoolery aside, whydoncha check out some of my comics already? Have some laughs! Get some kicks! Buy somethin' from the store! I'm beggin' ya! My wife an' I gotta' eat somehow and, contrary to popular belief, the cartoonist biz don't exactly pay the big bucks! You dig?
*trudges on by tossing a bunch of "Koopa Kingdom" fliers into the air*
Come on down and join the Koopa Kingdom! It's the place to be if you're a devoted fan of the might King Bowser! All those hip with the Koopa Kingdom has gotta join this club! it's the chance of a lifetime. All those that join will receive a generous token of Koopa Kingdom pride...
Anyway, you wouldn't happen to be part of the Wii Club, right? It's already reach the top 120 clubs on the whole site and I would love to see it reach at least top 100.
Tch! *rests her chin in her hand* How do I put this?
Well, the thing is that I've been conversing with this li'l old... acquaintance of mine and he was going on about how there's a severe lack decently made fanart of him. So, I was wondering if you could draw just one li'l old piece of fanart for him please?
QuestionTheMajority's response to AKnotholeResident's responposted Mar 9th 2010, 6:07PM
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I just saw a grown man weep openly to a plush doll over the fact that the latest Sonic the Hedgehog video game uses the modern character designs. Congratulations, fellow Sonic fans. You have finally, FINALLY made me ashamed to admit that I idolize Sonic the Hedgehog. The only redeeming part of this is that I know that Sonic himself would laugh his head off over this stupidity, give you a raspberry, shake his spiky little butt at you, and then run off still laughing. That makes me feel just a little better about this.
I'm still going to buy Sonic the Hedgehog 4, though. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, bitches.
Matt Garner,
Toastmaster General
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Digital Black-and-White One-Character Images: $5
-Additional Characters: $1 Each
Digital Color One-Character Images: $10
-Additional Characters: $2 Each
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